I FINALLY FOUND A MEME
THAT I’M TOTALLY OVERJOYED TO DO.
I’m going to be a bastard and have stupid answers and delete the rules and stuff. So just a warning. P:
Stolen from here, btw.
HERE WE GO!!
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THE KH SURVEY
SECTION ONE: The “Favorite” Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?I have two. Don’t you dare make me choose between them.
AXEL AND SORA. I LOVE THEM. (Everyone knows that, of course) And then Z. But those two are my faviest faves of all time. I love both of their characters so much. I enjoy writing them and using them in CR, and I feel like I have a pretty decent understanding of both of them. At least of the versions of them that live in my head.
Aaaand… I could go on forever about them. But I’ll spare you.
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Hm. That’s a good question… Probably Larxene. I love Kairi, Namine, and Olette, too, but yeah. The four of them are like, the ONLY girls that are purely KH characters, so I figured I should just say one of them. :DShe’s wonderfully nasty, hysterically fun to write, and generally wonderful. She’s kickass, too. The only girl in the Orgy!! (Well, she’s more of a man than Axel… but you know what I mean.) She’ll beat the shit out of you, man. And she’ll smile at you the whole time. And that’s great.
Namine’s right after her. She’s an artist, man. And she’s adorable. <333
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Weeeeeeell I guess one could say Riku, but I don’t really dislike him THAT much. He’s just SO easy to make fun of, that’s all. SO EASY.
I don’t really have anyone I really really really dislike, but well… Actually, scratch that. My answer is RAI. Y’KNOW?! SDIHGHSNSKGNSDGN AUGH I COULD KILL HIM.
…And then maybe Vexen. He’s just as annoying. HAHA.
WAIT. AND THEN THERE WAS ANSEM. YEAH, THAT BITCH. I GREATLY DISLIKE HIM. JUST FOR EVERYTHING. FOR WHAT HE DID TO ROXAS, RIKU, NAMINE, HIS APPRENTICES, YOU NAME IT. EVERYONE. HE’S SUCH A POO. I’M GLAD HE LIKE, DIED.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Hnnnrrrsfghsh… I don’t really have a least favorite. I’m not really happy with Kairi’s characterization, though. I feel like the plot more focused on her just being a friend to Sora and a princess of the heart. I think it would’ve been nice if we could’ve gotten more of her feelings and thoughts, and seen more of her. But hey, I guess that’s just the way things are. The main character’s love interest isn’t generally payed attention to in this sort of thing.I think that she’s sweet though, and I don’t think she’s a mary sue or anything, so she’s not my least favorite. Certainly not.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
OH GOD. I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I DON’T KNOWWW…Well, maybe one of the ones where you transform… Actually, I really liked Atlantica in the first game. But that’s just me and my underwater fetish. It was nice, though. And there was a shirtless Sora. Which totally makes it own like, 100 times more than it already does. It’s wonderful in the second game, too. Ridiculously unhealthy, but wonderful.
After that, I’d say Neverland in KHI, Hollow Bastion in KHII, The World That Never Was in KHII (including the Orgy’s castle, of course), Twilight Town in KHII, Wonderland in KHI, and Traverse Town in KHI. Not in any particular order. C:
6. Least Favorite World?
TRON’S FUCKING COMPUTER HELLHOLE. I HATED THAT GODDAMN PLACE. DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. BLOODY THING, TAINTING HOLLOW BASTION!! I’LL KILL IT!! SDBGSDGNSDNGHSG—
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Axel’s chakrams, of course, in KHII. Then the two keyblades that were Leon-based, Oathkeeper, and the Axel Keyblade. That last one was probably my ultimate fave. 8D
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Eh, magic & summons. Never really used either. I use Cure, and in the first game, I used Aero, (or whatever it is) which saved my ass a million times. And I like, NEVER use summons. I don’t think I even got all of them in KHII, lol.OH, AND THE TRON WORLD KEYBLADE. JUST BECAUSE IT WAS ANNOYING AND IT REMINDED ME OF THAT WORLD. D:<
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)Please see above, lol. I don’t even know what they all do. I do vaguely remember practicing with the Genie from Aladdin in KHI and liking what he did, though I don’t remember what it was…
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora’s Forms)
Valor, since I was too lazy to use any other forms. P:It worked just fine for me, anyway. I liked it. It saved my ass in the same way Aero did.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?OH DAMN YOU FOR ASKING THIS.AkuRoku & RoSo. (Then Zemyx and RikuSora and Cleon)
AkuRoku because of the goddamn GAMES. Their relationship, their characters, the fact that they’re a millimeter away from being canon. The two of them are just something new. They have a relationship very different from any other I’ve ever seen, and it’s just so AMAZING. So tragic. So lovely. And they really do care for one another. I just can’t describe how amazing it is and how much I like it.
RoSo because one day, Roxas just… Well, CR. It all started there. And the next thing I knew, here I am. And I love it. They have tragedy, too. And it makes me want to make them happy. There’s the element of the Nobody & Somebody mess, and their personalities. They could never really be together canonically, since… well, obviously not. But I just love them. In all senses of the words, they complete one another.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?Hm. I don’t really have one… Except… Well, I dunno. I’m just not a fan of Sora and Kairi. I can only see them as friends, really. They just give me that feeling. The feeling, you know, that they love one another, but they never will in THAT way. They’re hardcore BFFs. At least in my mind.
13. Any cool crack pairings you’ve heard of? List ‘em.
CLOUD AND LEON? IS THAT CRACK? I’LL KILL YOU—Well, there’s that, which could be considered crack, I suppose, but they HAVE actually talked to one another, and have also randomly shown up together. Looking suspicious. Like really, WHAT WERE THEY DOING TOGETHER? You know the scene I’m talking about. But I’ll ship that pairing to hell and back. Fuck yes.
Zemyx… Well, that could be considered crack too, I guess. And maybe RoSo? Or maybe I’ve just lost my ability to tell what’s crack and what’s not.
I DO GREATLY ENJOY THE IDEA OF LEON AND RIKU TOGETHER, HOWEVER. AND LEON AND SORA, TOO. OH YES INDEED.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You’ve Ever Heard Of?
…Riku and Mickey?D:!!
15. Any “Kh-pet-peeves” you have?
Hmmmmmmmrrrrhsdgsgdg I dunnooooo, man… Can’t really think of anything… Except for maybe the fact that it’s so bloody TRAGIC. THE ENTIRE GODDAMN STORY MAKES ME CRY. EVERYTHING. DSGKDSG. I mean, it’s a fact of life. Yes, Kingdom Hearts is HORRIDLY DEPRESSING, and people probably commit suicide because of it. I can deal with it, and I still love it to death. But it still makes me sad, and it still makes me wish that EVERYONE got a happy ending.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Partner? Do you mean Party Member? Well, let’s just go with that.…Hmm. That’s a good question. Who indeed?
Maybe Auron in KHII. He was just awesomesauce. And Riku, too. He was just fun to watch. Him and his lumbering. HAHA.
I’LL NEVER FORGET FIGHTING SIDE-BY-SIDE WITH BABY IN HOLLOW BASTION, THOUGH. IT WAS JUST FOR A SECOND, BUT. I LOVED THAT SO MUCH. AUH. <3333
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
What, that they’re together? Or the whole “we has no hearts and cannot feel nuthin’” thing? BE MORE SPECIFIC.…I do think they have hot kinky mansex (HAHAHA) under the light of Kingdom Hearts, though. Yes.
As for the no hearts thing, I think that’s a load of poo. At least for some people. Take a goddamn look at Axel and Roxas, please. And how can Saixy grin and be evil and stuff? If he had no heart, he wouldn’t do that. I mean, one could say that they were all acting or whatever, but poop that.
I personally think that while they may start out without hearts, they live and develop and interact and they can grow them. They can develop them on their own. Other things can make them feel. They have to let it happen, though. If they sit around saying they don’t have hearts, they’ll be so stuck lingering on that, they won’t get a chance to get one.
That totally didn’t come out right, lol. I totally didn’t explain my theory properly…. haha… DX
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
NO, BETCH.Of course he’s fucking not. Just because he’s got a bloody bang in front of one eye and he doesn’t smile as much as Sora doesn’t mean he’s goddamn EMO!! I HATE THAT THEORY/ASSUMPTION/BELIEF. I completely disagree with every single goddamn fiber of my being!! Z is smart, calm, and he does actually talk. He’s smirked/smiled-ish before, too. He doesn’t walk around sulking and cutting himself or whatever it is that emo people do.
If anyone’s emo in KH, it’s RIKU.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
HAH. Either he is, or he’s the only straight one in the Orgy. I think he just goes for little kids. Little kids of any gender. Or maybe just anything/anyone that strikes his interest.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Uh, NO. I’m not one of those stupid Kairi haters that are ridiculous. I think she could’ve just had a bit more development. But she’s fine. I like the concept of her character.If anyone’s the most annoying character in KH, it would be Riku. HAHAHAGNKDSGD.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?AXEL. SHUT UP, YOU. HE’S AN OPTION—
Either of them, really. I generally like both of them with other people, since I usually pair Roxas with Axel, Sora, or one of a couple other people.
Or all of them at the same time.But yeah. Olette has her boys, and then there’s Seifer, so I think I’d probably leave her to them. I adore Namine being paired withXukirRepliku, but I think she’d be cute with Roxas, too. Not because “They’re Sora and Kairi” but because they just suit one another well enough to be a cute pair. And they’d both be so sweet to one another… it’d be adorable.22. What’s your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Jeebis. Don’t ask me this, man. I’ve got so many. I’m too lazy to put them all together. Basically though, I’m happy to wait until it comes out/we get more spoilers. I don’t really like forming theories on that sort of thing. I’m going to wait to see what happens.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No. Of course not.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
OH, FUCK. Shit. Damn…Well, Sora or Axel, obviously. Partially because they’re my favorites, and also partially because of THEM. Which in turn, is because they’re my favorites. But lets stop being confusing…
*deep breath* Well, I think I’ll have to go with Axel on this one. Even though he’s dead blah blah blah poo poo, I adore his character. I’d love to talk to him and actually SEE his expressions. I’d love to hear his voice, too. If I could, I’d like to sit and talk with him about his feelings on everything and what he’s seen and why he did what he did. I’d like to hear him talk about Roxas, and maybe I’d ask Axel if he loved him.
Aside from that, though, I’d then steal him and have him come live with me. He could sleep in my bed, if he wanted. :D
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
…Augh. Well, honestly, Axel. I feel like I understand him pretty well. I… Well, yeah. I dunno.
26. What’s the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Um… Can’t think of anything, lol. I can think of embarrassing things that have happened to my FRIENDS, but… HAHA.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Not YET. I’m putting together a Zexion cosplay, though. I don’t know if I can do it, but I’m totally gonna try. I just took my measurements for the cloak I’m ordering just a second ago, actually. :DSomeday, I hope to cosplay Axel… It’s my dream… I’M TOO SHORT THOUGH, LOLSDGBSKHD. I’d have to wear heels, or some of those crazy boots. OR WHATEVER. HAHA.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be…?
Either
- In KHII, when Riku WHIPS off his cloak and is SUDDENLY wearing his clothes underneath it. The entire scene was just so ridiculous and preposterous, I couldn’t stop laughing for eons.
- In KHII when Saixy said, “If I had a heart, this would be where I die of laughter.” THAT SLAYED ME. IT WAS GREAT.
- In KHII (YEAH AGAIN LOL) when BELLE ELBOWED XALDIN. HE GRUNTED AND WINCED AND CLUTCHED AT HIS RIBS AND SHE RAN OFF AND IT WAS THE BEST. MAYBE THAT ONE WINS, LOL.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was…?
DAMN YOU, XALDIN. DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!…Or Demyx. The second time. BLOODY HELL, MAN. BLOODY HELL.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Uh, yeah, EVERYTHING. Characters, mainly, but also the music and the worlds and the concept and the designs and the plot and SOHGSLGDNDSLG. IT WAS JUST SO AMAZING ENTIRELY AND OMG DUDE.The plot, baby. The sadness, the happiness, the excitement and drama. The idea of having all of these Final Fantasy characters together, then some Disney characters, AND THEN A WHOLE HOST OF NEW CHARACTERS. The villains and their plan that DOESN’T ACTUALLY INVOLVE WOLRD DOMINATION. The concept of HEART, which turned out to be so interesting. EVERYTHINGGGGG!!!
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions…
Note: You MUST only choose one! “Both” or “Neither” is unacceptable!!(Faith says: Oh FUCK.)
31. Hayner or Pence?
Pence. HE’S GOD.I love Hayner, though. Really. BUT PENCE IS GOD!!
32. Zexion or Marluxia?Z, baby. All the fucking way. He’s my man, yo.
Marly’s lovely, though. The prettiest girl around (besides Axel, of course) and a totally awesome plot device that I will never stop abusing.
33. Riku or Roxas?
YOU’RE FUNNY.ROXAS.
34. Roxas or Sora?
Augh, I’ll always hate this question. But yes… As much as I LOVE LOVE LOVE Roxybear, I think I have to go with Sora. Since he’s like, 1/2 my favorite character (lol).
35. Axel or Demyx?
AXEL. OF COURSE.I LOVE YOU DEMYYYYYYY I PROMISE!! BUT BUT AXEL, YOU KNOW?! I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND!! *HUGG*
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Ekfdjgndfkng… Larxene. I’m sorry, Kairi. But. “*molests Axel’s face*” VS. “You’re not acting very friendly!!”… Option one wins, there.
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
Axel and Roxas. Sorry, but RoSo has crushed RikuSora in my mind. Even though it’s like, my second favorite, RoSo and AkuRoku hold the spot of first together, and are thus above it.
38. Namixas or Namiku?
NAMINE AND XUKIR. If you mean Repliku, I mean. Of course. But if you mean Namine and RIKU… Well, then it’s Namine and Roxas. Yesiree.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?As much as I love my Zemyx, I think the super couple wins this one, too.
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
RikuSora. I explained why I don’t like Sora and Kairi already. P:And I’ll always love Riku and Sora together. I really like that pairing a lot, even if RoSo has overtaken it in terms of my ranked list of favorites. But yes.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Hm, aphrodisiac or ice cream? I wonder…Well personally, I like ice cream. So I’ll go with the “AkuRoku Food of Eternal Awesomesauce”. Paopu fruits ARE quite fun, though.
42. Cloud or Leon?
BABY, OF COURSE. YOU FOOL.
43. CloTi of Clerith?
What’s with all these weird pairing names nowadays? Jeez…“CloTi”, of course. Aerith and Zack will always be the super couple of FFVII in my mind. And while Cloudo totally had some sort of thing for Aerith at one point, I think Tifa is perfect for him. He needs to be beaten up a bit, and she’ll do that.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion. All the way.
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you’ve fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Fallen for? As in favorites? Hahaha. Ok. *smoothly dodges the real request*
- Axel
- Sora
- Zexion
- Demyx
- Roxas
- Leon
- (Now for some girls)
- Olette
- Larxene
- Kairi
- Namine~
OK THERE :D
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
HAHA I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET ASKING THAT.
- Loveless
- D.Gray-Man
- Katamari
- Shrek
- Wizard of Oz
- Bleach
- Narutoes (THE AKATSUKI AND THE ORGY~ :DDDD)
- Howl’s Moving Castle (book OR movieverse)
- Spirited Away
- Chronicles of Narnia
- My own selfish wish: Fireverse
- POKEMON LOLWUT
- Twilight Princess or another Zelda world
- Okami!!
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List ‘em all!
Pshr. WELL. Nomura-sensei’s designs are all pretty unique, aside from all the spike heads and such. But yes. Here are some.
- Roxas and Sora look alike OBVIOUSLY
- Lexaeus and Hayner are secretly father and son
- Xehanort is really Riku’s dad
- Ansem is related to Luxord
- Donald and Vexen look more alike than ANYONE ELSE. GOD. I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THEM. REALLY, NOMURA-SENSEI. DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE VEXEN LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM?!
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
ASIHSGND. DON’T EVEN ASK ME THAT QUESTION. I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOU.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KHII for a million reasons. HERE, HAVE MORE BULLETS! >:D
- Sora looks 8,000 times better in it than he did in the first one.
- There’s ROXY in the second one!!!
- There’s THE ORGY!!!
- It’s fancier and prettier in general.
- The plot is more confusing and tragic and dramatic and wonderful.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
It takes two amazing things, and puts them together in a way nothing else has. Disney & Nomura-sensei. Disney and SQUARE ENIX. That is some hardfuckingcore awesome, there.It’s completely unique, the characters are amazing and really quite well-developed, it has an interesting plot with all sorts of twists and turns and surprises, and it was put together so well and with so much care and love. You just can’t help but at least RESPECT it. It’s an ingenious game. I’ll always love it.
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WELL, THAT’S ALL! I FINALLY FINISHED IT!! AFTER LIKE, THE WHOLE DAY!! HAHAHA!
It was fun, though. Totally worth it. KH <3.
Ignore any errors or whatever. I don’t feel like going through and editing it or fixing it or whatever. It’s too bloody long. And I’m happy. So yeah.
…I TAG ROX, DEM, AND LUXORD, BY THE WAY. YOU GUYS BETTER DO IT, YO. (WOAH SUDDENLY, RENO!! HAHA)
BYE!
